Agency of Cörrespondences + Communiqués — 14
by Danny Cohen
Gentlemen, it sure has been a long time, hasn’t it? I can’t believe I never told Jessica the way I felt, and now it’s like graduation night all over again. She’s getting on a plane to art school, and I’m left all alone.
Jack Brody
Science Teacher, Hometown Boy
Fremont, Nebraska
Gentlemen, no way is our ten year reunion gonna end like this! Look, Jack, we are your best friends in the whole world, and it’s clear that there is something between you and Jessica. We’re getting in my van right now and heading to Omaha!
Peter Tracer
Vending Machine Specialist, Best Friend
Fremont, Nebraska
Gentlemen, ain’t no way this van is getting to Omaha tonight. Huh? A helicopter?
Al Klinkaid
AAA Mechanic, Bearer of Bad News
Somewhere Along 275, Nebraska
Gentlemen, I was halfway back to New York City, when I realized that I left something here: You, Jack. I never knew that I had put my work ahead of my heart until we danced on that gym floor tonight. And I never want the song to end ever again.
Jessica D’Faunze
Professor, Institute of Fine Arts, NYU
Somewhere Along 275, Nebraska
Oink oink.
Mr. Pigster
High School Mascot, Best Friend
Fremont, Nebraska